my mother’s trust issues are leaking into my chest
and I’ve got my father’s nose and his tendency to
stop calling back
so I’m sorry
about the 9 missed calls I have from you
and the 6 voicemails I never played
I swear I’d love you if I could
(via extrasad)

This is so beautiful.

(via lunacymarie)



(via unsounded)


Ugh such a good song

Ugh such a good song

(via aintthatabagoftits)


feathor:

when your friend cusses in front of your parents

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I am that friend

(via confirmance)


aiela:

sometimes i reply too fast and i’m kinda want to take the message back and send it five years later

(via unpopuler)


mhalachai:

patrickthomson:

this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

Yeah that’d probably handle a cough.

mhalachai:

patrickthomson:

this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

Yeah that’d probably handle a cough.

(via steppinglightly)


beevomitbooboo:

beevomitbooboo:

sixpenceee:

Who remembers the Berenstain Bears? Many people actually remember it as the Berenstein Bears. It’s part of the Mandela theory, or a term that someone is positive something happened although it didn’t. Many attribute these false memories as a glimpse into a parallel universe. (Source)

Ok nonononono fuck no I swear I have these on my shelf and I swear to god they say Berenstein, I am checking right now this cannot be real

WHAT THE FUCJK THEY ALL FUKCING SAY BERENSTAIN THEY DIDN’T SAY THAT WHEN i WAS A CHILD I DON’T UNDERSTAND. THIS CANNOT BE REAL, THIS CANNOT BE A THING

(via askinnyblackskeleton)



bitchesaloud:

me when I get anon hate

bitchesaloud:

me when I get anon hate

(via reesewithoutherspooon)


givemeinternet:

Was this a joke or is someone getting fired?

givemeinternet:

Was this a joke or is someone getting fired?

(via adrianahcupcake)


gnarlygnat:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD DYLAN SPROUSE JUST RETWEETED THIS

gnarlygnat:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD DYLAN SPROUSE JUST RETWEETED THIS

(via reesewithoutherspooon)


mrhaliboot:

profile pics

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tagged pics

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(via reesewithoutherspooon)



ifinddelightinthegruesomeandgrim:

Steal His Look: Larry Bloom
Waste Management dumpster - $1,987 

ifinddelightinthegruesomeandgrim:

Steal His Look: Larry Bloom

Waste Management dumpster - $1,987 

(via greetings)