Smile.

This was number 1 from an anon. Here’s a picture of me....

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:10:30 -0400

This was number 1 from an anon. Here’s a picture of me. Excuse the fact that I am laying down. It’s a late night Tumblr session. I am so awkward.

1, 11, 49

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:09:53 -0400

1- I can’t add a picture from my phone so I will do it in my next post!

11- What makes my heart flutter and gives me a big cheesy smile? Romantically? I love when someone kisses my cheek or the top of my head. I love surprises. But not the kind of surprises where they say “I have a surprise for you”. I love being completely and utterly surprised. I am fine with it being a simple granola bar when I’m hungry or something small like that. It just makes me smile all day. I’m sure I could go on.

49- That’s supposed to be a question your make up! Please make one up and ask again! :)

I love questionssss.

sskypages: n-1d-forever-directioner: cogsworthhasenteredthebuil...

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:00:08 -0400

sskypages:

n-1d-forever-directioner:

cogsworthhasenteredthebuilding:

the-girl-who—lived:

whensocietykills:

ladymaxwell:

mulletsmakememoist:

never not reblog this ever

The one time Fox News does something okay.

This has to be on my blog a good 15 times. I regret nothing.

What a sassy republican.

reblogigng for the sass and only the sass

feliciakainz: carryonmywaywardalpaca: denerdicon: dearborns: ...

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:58:02 -0400

feliciakainz:

carryonmywaywardalpaca:

denerdicon:

dearborns:

#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough

Guys, btw, this is an actual insult

if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there

and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk

more you know

The less you raid the kingdom.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 23:56:52 -0400

keeshiscrazy: Man I am lame :P.

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:56:32 -0400

keeshiscrazy:

Man I am lame :P.

subcocoa: rape—princess: tyleroakley: buzzfeed: George Takei...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:52:01 -0400

subcocoa:

rape—princess:

tyleroakley:

buzzfeed:

George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans.

George Takei is flawfree.

Sulu is so perfect.

Do it, I dare you.

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:39:06 -0400

1: Picture of yourself
2: Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships?
3: Have you ever been dumped?
4: What do you most like about making out?
5: Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with?
6: When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other?
7: What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive?
8: Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed?
9: Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?
10: Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name?
11: What makes your heart flutter and brings a big cheesy smile to your face?
12: Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already?
13: Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you?
14: Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush?
15: Do you miss your last sweetie?
16: Last time you slow danced with someone?
17: Have you ever ‘dated’ someone you’ve never met?
18: How can I win your heart?
19: What is your astrological sign?
20: What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
21: Do you cook?
22: Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication?
23: If you’re single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship?
24: Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly?
25: What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest?
26: Name four things that you wish you had:
27: Are you a player?
28: Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day?
29: Are you a tease?
30: Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr?
31: Have you ever been deeply in love with someone?
32: Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with?
33: Hugs or Kisses?
34: Are you too shy to ask someone out?
35: The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
36: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe?
37: . If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was in relationship, would you go for it?
38: Do you flirt a lot?
39: Your last kiss?
40: Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2011?
41: Have you kissed anyone in the past month?
42: If you could kiss anyone who would it be?
43: Do you know who you’ll kiss next?
44: Does someone like you currently?
45: Do you currently have feelings for anyone?
46: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?
47: Ever made out with just a friend?
48: Are you happier single or in a relationship?
49: Your own question that you want me to answer. Just write it.

My whole life and sexual frustration in one simple sentence.

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:37:11 -0400

My whole life and sexual frustration in one simple sentence.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 21:31:40 -0400

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Tue, 21 May 2013 21:31:29 -0400

vacants: (by marielle chua)

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:45:58 -0400

vacants:

(by marielle chua)

swiftingthrough: oh my god

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:49:16 -0400

swiftingthrough:

oh my god

harrysthefather: harrysthefather: SO I WAS AT STARBUCKS RIGHT AND I SAW THIS OLD MAN SITTING ALONE...

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:42:35 -0400

harrysthefather:

harrysthefather:

SO I WAS AT STARBUCKS RIGHT AND I SAW THIS OLD MAN SITTING ALONE AND DRINKING HIS LITTLE CUP OF COFFEE ALL CUTELYI WAS LIKE AWW SO I WROTE THIS AND GAVE IT TO HIM

HE WAS SO HAPPY I WANTED TO CRY OHM YGOD

OHMGDFKSJAH HE JUST FCKGNS BOUGHT ME CHOCOLATE MILK AND PUT A PENNY AOF ON IT I CNSDKFA FUCK IM OGING TO CRY IN STARBUCKS HE BOUGHT ME CHOCOLATE MILK

Tfwjbdw

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Tue, 21 May 2013 11:41:06 -0400

run-cause-hitler: enayalate-h8-this-year: bbanditt: slett: winchestercodependency: ibecameacat: ...

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:40:33 -0400

run-cause-hitler:

enayalate-h8-this-year:

bbanditt:

slett:

winchestercodependency:

ibecameacat:

what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do

dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off

“People with vaginas”

what are those called again

I can’t remember

this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for

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Tue, 21 May 2013 11:38:55 -0400

kanyewesticle: My little brother gets it

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:38:34 -0400

kanyewesticle:

My little brother gets it

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Tue, 21 May 2013 11:38:21 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts: mediamaniac23: Joseph Morgan and...

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:38:09 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

mediamaniac23:

Joseph Morgan and Daniel Gillies | CW Upfronts 2013 (x)

omg his face! so much emotion in that face! so adorable. gah!